FRANTASTIC VOYAGE T-SHIRT
Thrusters. Pull-ups. 21-15-9 reasons to question every decision that led you here.
Take a Frantastic Voyage with Scaled Sloth, a retro ’70s tribute to one of functional fitness’s most infamous benchmark workouts. Our sloth may look relaxed with that barbell overhead, but anyone who has met Fran knows what happens next.
And then comes the infamous Fran cough, because apparently finishing the workout isn’t enough. You also get to spend the next twenty minutes coughing, staring at the floor, and wondering why breathing suddenly feels optional.
Featuring a full-on groovy ’70s design, a barbell-hoisting Scaled Sloth, and enough vintage swagger to almost make thrusters seem fun.
Almost.
21-15-9. Thrusters. Pull-ups. Fran cough.
From Scaled Sloth — For Time. Eventually.
Crafted from a premium 60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester blend, this unisex CVC jersey tee delivers ultra-soft comfort and durability. Featuring a classic fit, crewneck with a 1x1 baby rib collar, and lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²), it’s made to move with you. Plus, the tear-away label keeps things irritation-free.
Perfect for CrossFitters, lifters, and anyone who knows that sometimes, the real battle is against the clock and the burn.
60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch and has a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
Self fabric shoulder tape
Provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by SwiftPOD are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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